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I’ve Got Some Gall…Well…Maybe Not

It is no secret to the readers on this blog that I love to eat. I love good food. I love bad (for me) food. In general I eat too much of it and don’t do enough things to burn those excess calories off, so I have carried lots of extra weight my entire life. In fact, at my highest, I could have lost 100 pounds and still weigh more than I should. So, as I often find myself doing, I decided to lose weight.

When I really decide to lose weight, I usually do a good job at it. If I make the decision and am ready for it, I can lose and lose. Eventually, though, I stop exercising as much and start eating more and months and years later I am back where I was. I’ve done it before, and will likely do it again.

In mid to late April, I decided it was time again. I committed that I would start walking again (and quickly got up to 5 miles a day) and was going to eat less and better. Gone were the breakfast sandwiches. In their place was 1 container of 100 calorie Greek Yogurt and 1 hard-boiled egg. Lunch previously was often a burger or slices of pizza. Now, a salad (with a little red wine vinegar for dressing), some low-calorie soup (mainly broth and vegetables) or just some vegetables and black bean humus. Snacks were eliminated or became a single mini baby bell lite (50 calories), all the dill pickles I wanted (virtually no calories) or cut up veggies. My dinners generally were sensible but most of the excess carbs were eliminated. I even strived to eliminate any artificial sweeteners.

I looked for foods that had high volume (made me feel full) but very low calories. Celery. Cucumbers. Pickles. Broccoli. Cauliflower. Yes cauliflower. Lots and lots of cauliflower.

I ate it raw. I steamed it. I “riced” it and used it as rice. I used it in place of potatoes for a mock potato salad. I even turned it into a pizza crust (see below).

In 25 days, with my exercise and eating more sensible (and less), I was down 28 pounds. Yes, 28. I wasn’t starving. I wasn’t even hungry. I was on the move, drank copious amounts of unsweetened tea and water and eating plenty of radishes, Brussels Sprouts, broccoli and cauliflower. When I felt I needed to be bad, I had a very few cocoa covered almonds (not chocolate, but cocoa so it had the same calories as uncoated almonds).

One Sunday night I felt really bloated. It felt like I had just chugged a 2 liter bottle of root beer and couldn’t burp out the carbonation. That led to pain in my stomach and back, and later to much less fun symptoms. I checked myself into the ER about 4AM and by 5:30AM I was getting a CAT scan. The Physician’s Assistant asked me what I thought it was. I paused and she quickly jumped in with “I know you looked up your symptoms on the internet. Everyone does.” I told her I thought it might be my gall bladder. She said she thought I was right and immediately followed with “have you met our surgeons?”

By 7AM I was admitted and in pre-op around 11. Surgery was sometime after 2PM and by 4PM, I was awake in my room without a gall bladder.

Lots of things led to the downfall of my gall bladder. Let’s check the list:

  1. History of obesity – Check
  2. Rapid weight loss – Yup.
  3. Eating lots of cruciferous veggies – What?!? I thought veggies were good for you! OK. Yes. I was eating cauliflower like it was going out of style. I had Brussels Sprouts the night of my attack. Who woulda thought>>>

My recovery has been really easy and now I can eat all the cauliflower I want!!

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This was the lunch I had less than 48 hours before I went to the ER. You won’t mistake the cauliflower for real crust, but it does suffice and it has many fewer carbs!

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Cauliflower, cheese, egg and some pizza toppings.

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Start by ricing the cauliflower and then steam it.

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Mix it with some cheese and an egg and spread it out on a pan (I used a baking stone).

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Bake it to firm it up and dry it a bit.

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Top it and put it back into the oven.

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A great low carb pizza alternative!

You Won’t Believe it’s Cauliflower Pizza Crust


Ingredients:

1 cup cooked, riced cauliflower*
1 egg
1 cup mozzarella cheese
1/2 tsp fennel
1 tsp oregano
2 tsp parsley

**pizza or alfredo sauce

toppings (make sure meats are cooked)
mozzarella cheese


Directions:

Preheat oven to 450 degrees Farenheit.

Spray a cookie sheet with non-stick spray.

In a medium bowl, combine cauliflower, egg and mozzarella. Press evenly on the pan. Sprinkle evenly with fennel, oregano and parsley.

Bake at 450 degrees for 12-15 minutes (15-20 minutes if you double the recipe).

Remove the pan from the oven. To the crust, add sauce, then toppings and cheese.

Place under a broiler (grill for the Europeans) at high heat just until cheese is melted **.

You can hold it in your hand.

Source: http://www.examiner.com/low-carb-in-national/cauliflower-pizza-crust-worth-its-wow-gold

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Categories: Baking3, Cheese3, Italian, kosher, Low Carb, Lunch3, Recipes, Vegetable4, Vegetarian

Author:The Ranting Chef

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8 Comments on “I’ve Got Some Gall…Well…Maybe Not”

  1. June 24, 2014 at 12:29 pm #

    Oh dear! What a story. I have made the cauliflower pizza before and it’s really tasty. Best of luck with your health concerns!

  2. June 24, 2014 at 4:18 pm #

    Glad

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  3. June 25, 2014 at 4:36 am #

    Oh dear, the gall bladder bit sounds horrible. I can’t imagine the cauliflower crust not falling apart but I’ll take your word for it.

  4. Naomi
    June 25, 2014 at 12:49 pm #

    You might not have one kind of gall, but you’ll always have another!

  5. June 25, 2014 at 7:23 pm #

    OH my goodness! So glad you got it taken care of quickly.

  6. June 25, 2014 at 7:49 pm #

    Glad you’re feeling better.

  7. June 26, 2014 at 7:00 am #

    It almost looked like a great weight loss success story. Who would believe it could cause so much trouble. Take care !!

  8. June 26, 2014 at 11:50 am #

    May I be the bearer of not-so-good news, R-Chef? Knowing a few people who have undergone cholecystectomies, I remember one of the things they have had to monitor post op was their serum cholesterol levels. Owing to their diets that likely prompted the surgery in the first place.

    I know you and the family know this, but I couldn’t resist a reminder.

    >It is no secret to the readers on this blog that I love to eat. I love good food. I love bad (for me) food.

    – So do I! I love to eat, love good food and love bad-for-me food. Compounding the problem was that I never gained weight, which made it hard for the longest time for me to realise the toll my ignorance was taking on my insides.

    Fortunately for me, today, I happen to love healthy food because I love how it makes me feel. Actually, I had to learn to walk this middle path. It wasn’t fun initially, but it is totally worth the effort now that I can feel the difference.

    Hope you’re all healed up nice and proper. And that you don’t miss your lil’ gall bladder. :-)

    Kate

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